One tea, two toasts

One tea, two toasts,
U R my best Dost,
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Aata Marathi Madhun -
Ek chaha,2 khari Aapli maitri laayi bhari.

Najuk Fulapramane Mi

Najuk Fulapramane Mi..

PreM Kele Tuzyawr,

Fulnya Adhich Te Tu..

Fekun Diles Rastyawr!

tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka

tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka...

sang priyai...

tuzya barobar punha preet mazi julel ka..?

Tumchya swatachya payavar chala

Tumchya swatachya payavar chala

Swatachya thatat prem kra

Hruday manel tech kra

manje 1diwas Aai Baba abhimanane mhantil

Ghartun baher ho adhi

Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy

Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy

"Chandrat Daag Ahe

Suryat Aag Ahe

Tujha Nakawarcha Jo Raag Ahe Hach Tar

Majha Prema Cha Bhag Ahe."

Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?

Sonu: Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?

BaBa: Nagpur

Sonu:Aai Tujha?

Aai: Nashik

Sonu: Aani Majha?

Aai:Mumbait

Sonu:Are Mag aapan ekatr kase aalo..?

How does a "MANSE" karyakarta propose.

Mi tuza konich nasen,

pan tu matr Mazi aahes,

karan tu mharashtrachi aahes,

ani mharashtra maza ahe

Mumbaiche pahile station dadar

Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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mag kay?
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Ghya ata ushi ani odha dokyavarun chadar

pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla

Dad- Pass ho kiva fail, tula bike milnarach.

Son-wow!!

Dad-pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla,

nahitar Boxer news paper takayala..

Aarsa Majha Mitra Aahe

Aarsa Majha Khup Changala Mitra Aahe Karan. .

Jewha Mi Radat Asto Tevha

Aarsa Kadhich Majhyavar Hasat Nasto

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..

All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..

Pariksha ali saheb ata tari pustak uchla..

Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon

Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon

Mazya shivay nati japnar kon

Hey deva

mazya ya Mitrala Nehmi Japun thev

Nahitar mazya laganat J1 VADHANAR kon

Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet

Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet

pan te sarva mi tula ekdam nahi deu shakat

tari ha ek joke mi pathvat aahe

Tu sundar aahe

Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na

Vichar Kar.

Tu Itka Hushar ka.

Itka Sundar Ka.

Itka Premal Ka.

Are sope Aahe

MajHya Barobr Rahtona

Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na.

Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto

Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto..
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Tuzyavar Prem KarNya Peksha Abhyas Kela Asta

Tar Pass Tari Zalo Asto

Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo

Samudra Miltach Aapan Paaus Visarlo

Surya Miltach Aapan Chandra Visarlo

Kiti Vichitra Aahot Aapan

Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo..

Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala

Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala.

Tyachya Pahilyach Operation Madhe To Patient Mela.

Tar Ganya Mhanto- Hey DEVA Majhi Pahili Bhet Swikar Kar

Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato

Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato: Ky Tuji Chal,

Ani Ky Tuji Ada

Kay Tuji Chal Ani Ky Tu Ada
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Me Ahe Hanuman Ani Tu Maji Gada.

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte.

Bhavacha Frnd Bhau Hou Shakto

Pan

Pan

Baykochi Frnd Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?

GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?

GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?

Ans-

GF:Tula Kahi Jhala Tar Mi Jaganar Nahi

&

Mitra: joparyant Mi Jivant Ahe Toparyant Tula Kahi Hou Denar Nahi.

Ya dhund hrudayala

Ya dhund hrudayala

aata kasa aavaru.?

Premat padalo aahe ticya, manala kasa savaru.?

Manat ticya vishayi khare prem aahe, pan kase tila vicharu?

Mala pahije coffee

Mala pahije coffee,

aai ne dila chaha..

Wa wa

mala pahije coffee,

aai ne dila chaha..

Tumhi DIAL kelela number krupaya punha tapasun PAHA..

Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye

Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye

Tyala Fasavanyachi Saway Asate

Fakt Dolyanvar Vishwas Thevava

Karan Tyannach Satyachi Olakh Asate

Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta

Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta ?
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Vichar Kara
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"Mhataare"

Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte

Bahinichi friend Bahin Hou Shakte.

Bhavacha Friend Bhau Hou Shakto

Pan

Pan

Baykochi Friend Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?

Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari

Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari tyache sheput vakadech aste

Wah wah

PREM kitihi changale asle tari lokancha najaret te LAFADECH aste

Result Fail aalyavar

Result Fail aalyavar..

SIR-Classmadhe Laksh Nasayache

AAI-T.V.cha parinaam

BABA-Aai che laad.

MITR-Chal,1 Beer Maru..

Exam Pass zalyavar

Part-1

Exam Pass zalyavar

SIR-Mazi Mehanati mule

AAI-Devachi krupa

BABA-Mulga kunacha aahe

MITRA: Chal,1 Beer Maaru

June Lokhand veeka

June Lokhand veeka

Patryache dabbe veeka

Tutke futke dabadi veeka

Raddi veeka aani

Tya paishane Recharge karun 2-4 sms pathawa.

Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto

Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto,Doghe Kiss kartat,
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Dusrya Divashi Dukkar marto Burd Flu ne, Aani Kombdi Marte Swine Flu ne

Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga

Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga..

Kaaran Akkal Valyanna Mi Nasib Valyanchi Gulami Kartana Pahile Aahe.

Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe

BF(GF chya vadilana)-

Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe.

Muliche Vadil-

Kutrya,

Mi kay majhya muliche Spare Parts viktoy kay...?

Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato

Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato..

Sir: Ha Baher Ka Gela?

Ek Student: Sir Tyala Jhopat Chalnyachi Saway Aahe

TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo

TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo wah wah.. TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo. Tu 2 Minute Thamb Me "NINETY" marun alo

Jara baher ya

Jara baher ya
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aala?
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Mag varti dhagakade bagha!
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Baghital?
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Chandra paha
pahila?
Aata jhopa sakali surya dakhavto

Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana

Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana,

Man Majhe Jad Zaale Hote...

Chehra Hasara Dakhvala Tari,

Dole Bharun Aale Hote...! "

Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe

Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe,

Karan ti Hrudhayatun yete.

matra.

MAITRI tayhun aadhik sundhar aahe,

karan ti Hrudhay chalavte.

Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi

Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi

Arre koni Mala

Pan

Prem kara,

Mala Khup Jhop yete

Parikshechi sarva tayari zali

Parikshechi sarva tayari zali


Pen

Pencil
Khodrubber
Patti
Compass
Sagla tayar.
Ata fakt
Abhyas karaycha tevdha baki aahe.

Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala

Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala,

thandi lagat asel tar SWETAR ghala,

ek SMS karata yet nasel tar mobile CHULIT ghala.

Ek sunder Charoli

Ek sunder Charoli:

Premat jari “Padalo” tari,

Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,

Karan ekivar prem karun,

Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.

Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,

na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet,

grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,

na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.

"Pu La Deshpande".

Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?



Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes

Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes

Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes

Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Me tula

Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Walk on ur own path

Walk on ur own path,
Love in ur own ways,
Talk in ur own words,
Do wht ur heart says,
N then,
One day world will say,
“Nalayak” konachach aikat nahi..!!

Andharya Ratri Light Havi Asate

Andharya Ratri Light Havi Asate,

Paus Padat Asatana Chhatri Havi Asate,

Jivan Jagat Asatana Tumachya

Sarakhyanchi Premal Sath Havi Asate.

MARATHI" Aslyacha Abhiman Balga

Surya Konala Zakat nahi,

Dongar Konala Vakvat Nahi,

"MARATHI" Aslyacha Abhiman Balga,

Karan MARATHI Manus Konachya Bapala Ghabrat Nahi..

Pathvun Zala SMS Aata Call Nako Karu

Pathvun Zala SMS Aata Call Nako Karu.

Pathvun Zala SMS Aata Call Nako Karu..?
                      
                           "TU,

Fukat Msg Vach, Pan Kadhi Reply Nako Karu."

VadhDiwsaChya Hardik SubheCcha

Nate ApLya Premache

DiwsenDiwas asech Fulave

VadhDivshi TuZya

Tu MaZya SuBhecha Chya Pawsat Bhijave.

VadhDiwsaChya Hardik SubheCcha

Marathi Bhasha Farach ajab aahe Na??

Marathi Bhasha Farach ajab aahe Na??

Gaadi 'BIGHADLI' asel,Tar mhantat 'BAND' Aahe..

                              aani

Porgi 'BIGHADLI' asel,Tar mhantat 'CHAALU' Aahe..

English girl and Marathi girl

English girl &

Marati girl going to pandrapur temple...

English girl: Wah wonderful...

Marati girl: Aga bai wandarafool Naahi ye Pandrapur aahe.

डेटॉल साबण आहे?

मुलगा- (दुकानदारास) काका,डेटॉल साबण आहे?

दुकानदार- (नाकातून बोट काढून ) हो आहे की.

मुलगा-मग आधी त्याने हात स्वच्छ धुवा आणि मला दोन किलो बासमती तांदूळ द्या. :D

Popat...........FACT Of PROFESSIONAL LIFE

Hiii All

आवरा प्रश्नोत्तरे

आवरा प्रश्नोत्तरे

१.कावळा नेहमी सरळ का उडतो?..कारण..तो म्हणतो..उगाचच.."का-वळा?"..

२.बगळा नेहमी एक पाय उचलून का उभा राहतो?...कारण..दोन्ही पाय
उचलले तर पडेल ना !!

३.मुर्गी पहेले या अंडा ?...सोप्पं आहे..जिसका ऑर्डर पहेले दो वो
पहेले आयेगा ना !!

४.फ्रान्स मधल्या गायी नेहमी आनंदी का असतात ?..कारण..त्यांच्या दुधाचे "चीज होते"!!

५.बैल रात्री गोठ्यात काय करतात?..सोप्पं आहे.."गाई
गाई !!" :D

Priye Me phule magitl

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas 
Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis 
Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas     bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Yetana baghun hastes

Sakalee hastes

Duparee hastes

Sandhyakalee hastes

Ratree hastes

Gharat hastes

Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes

Jatana baghun hastes

Tilaa kay vaatte

Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?

Kamine

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."


chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto"

भिकारी Joke

पहिला भिकारी : काल मला १०० रुपये भिक मिळाली,त्यात मी मस्त ५ STAR हॉटेलात जेवून आलो..

दुसरा भिकारी : ह्या १०० रुपयात जेवण शक्यच नाही..

पहिला भिकारी : मी मस्त आत गेलो..भरपेट जेवलो...न बिल झाले ५०००..तर त्यांनी पोलिसांना बोलावले..

दुसरा भिकारी: च्यायला मग काय झाले ?

पहिला भिकारी : काही नाही हॉटेल बाहेर येताच मी पोलिसांना १०० रुपये दिले आणि म्हटलं..घ्या प्रकरण मिटवून.

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." Tomanus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyav ar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

GATARI SMS

kombdi cha rassa,

Matanchi sath.

Macchi chi tukdi ni biryani cha bhat.

khaun ghya sagla SARAVANACHYA AAT

"HAPPY GATARI"

Mulanno aaj mi

guruji: "mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala,
olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?"
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magil bakawarache watrat karte:
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"kharwas!"

Difference between Bus and Train

What is the difference between Bus and Train ?



1) we can train a person but we cant bus any person aaani



2 ) bus madhe aapan basu shakato pan train madhe trainu shakat nahi ......

me mahabaleshwar la challo ahe.

1 la mitra : are me mahabaleshwar la challo ahe.

2 ra mitra : are mag majja ahe ki.

1la ; ho karach karan jatana baykola darit dhakun denar ahe.

2ra : mag mazi bayko pan gehun ja.

1la : yatana takli tar chalel ka?

Marathi Joke - पाणी वाचवा

सरकार म्हणते पाणी वाचवा


अभिषेक बच्चन म्हणतो,कागद वाचवा


अरे मग सामान्य माणसाने सकाळी धुवायचे कशाने? :P

Maharashtra Majha Aahe

Mi Tujha Kunich Nasen Pan Tu Matr Majha Aahes

Karan Tu Maharashtracha Aahes

Maharashtra Majha Aahe.

Mala "GARIB" honyasathi Idea sanG

Santa-Mala "GARIB" honyasathi Idea sanG.

Banta-Mala "HeRO" gheun Hindi Film banaV

Santa-Mi GARIB honyasathi vicharale hote

"BHIKARI" nahi

Paus padla ani bhijlo me

Paus padla ani bhijlo me

Wa Wa

Paus padla ani bhijlo me

Wa Wa

Are Pudhe Kay Jhal?

Kay Honar Hota?

Unn Padla Ani Suklo me!

Kutra mhnto mungi la 'bujha batti'

Kutra mhnto mungi la 'bujha batti'

Kutra mhanto mungi la 'bujha batti'

mungi mhnte

navra majha hatti

tu kis jhad ki patti?

mi manat japli ''MAITRI'' aapli.

Maitri aapli manaat japli

kadhi savlit...

kadhi unhat tapli,

kadhi phoolaat.

kadhi katyat rutli,

tarihi ti.

mi manat japli

''MAITRI'' aapli.

Uth bal doodh pyaychi vel zali...

Pahate pahate mala jag aali,

Chimnyanchi kilbil kani aali,

Tyatli ek chimni haluch mhanali,

Uth bal doodh pyaychi vel zali...

Good morning

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: "X" married "Z" twice his age, left her and now dates with "Y" half his age......

then what is the age of "X"?


Student: sir i dont know the ans but "X" is surely SAIF ALI KHAN....................

Tamatar Khao

Bikhari : kuch khane ko dedo baba !

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : roti dedo baba

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : tamatar hi dedo baba

Admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai ''kamakar khao''

तुझे सब है पता है ना माँ ?

लाईट बिल खूप जास्त आल्यामुळे चिडून आई पिटूला ओरडत असते ....

आई: काय रे, एवढं बिल कसं काय आलं? सारखे का लाईट चालू ठेवतोस???

पिटू: यूँ तो मैं बतलाता नहीं.....पर अँधेरे से डरता हूँ मैं माँ !!!! तुझे सब है पता है ना माँ ?

Marathi Jokes - जाहिराती

जाहिरातीमुळे काही समस्या फार लवकर सोडविल्या जावू शकतात...

एका सरदारजीने कुठेतरी वाचले आणि पेपरमध्ये नाईट वॉचमनसाठी जाहिरात दिली...

त्याच रात्री त्याच्या घरी चोरी झाली.

Ekdam Fatafat!

Ekdam Fatafat! Marathi joke

Na Kata Aahes Tu Na Gulab Aahes Tu

Na Kata Aahes Tu Na Gulab Aahes Tu,

Majhya Dolyatil 1 Swapna Aahes Tu,

Hath Jodun Devala Jo Prashna Kela Hota,

Tya Prashnache Uttar Aahes Tu

Tu mazi Zali Nahis Mhanun me

Tu mazi Zali Nahis Mhanun me,

Tuzyavar Chidlo Hoto,

Ani Tuzya Lagnat Aaher N Detach Jewlo Hoto...

10 rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?

Gavkari: 10 rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?

Dukandar: 7 rupay

Gavkari:thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi

GAICHHAP TAMBAKHU ani CHUNAPUDI Dya

Tu 1 Phul Aahes

Tu 1 Phul Aahes, Jyala Mi Todu Shakat Nahi,
Aani Soduhi Shakat Nahi,
Todle Tar Sukun Jashil
Aani Sodle Tar Koni Dusra Gheun Jaail..

DOSTI konachi sath sodat naste

DOSTI aani PREM Ekda nadiwar firayla jatat
Prem nadit padte
karan Prem andhle aste
Dosti pan padte
karan
DOSTI konachi sath sodat naste.

Ek Prembhang Premi

Ek Prembhang Premi Mhanto:
Tu MaJhi Zali Nahis Mhanun Me,
Tuzyavar Chidlo Hoto,
AAni TuJhya Lagnat Aaher N Detach Jewlo Hoto...

Mala jaudya na ghari

Ghoda khato chane, gai khate chara..Laksha dya, Neat aika.
Ghoda khato chane, gai khate chara.
Mala jaudya na ghari, Aata vazale ki baara! ;-)